Tomorrow night! It’s CHERYL, it’s at the Bell House, and holy shit, I’m spinning! (Those who were at our Broomies show last month will remember the exploding pink clouds of Pure Electronic Energy that are the result of musical interactions between myself and the Legendary Bishop, who will be taking a turn behind the decks as well. Details below.)
Check out the event page for the party here.

Remember this one?
In other news, the Cheryls recently purchased a van and they asked me to turn it into a ROLLING DISCOTHEQUE PARTY MACHINE. So I put a really, really loud sound system in it and it sounds awesome. Come out early for mobile dance party action all around Brooklyn! Schedule below.
From CHERYL:
Holy SHIT. We are four. How did it happen?! What better way to spend the day than by driving our FUCKING REAL LIFE PARTY VAN through assorted local car washes, getting it super-shiny-waxy-clean, and then parking it on the dance floor of the BELL HOUSE, where we will blast SANDSTORM nonstop and LOSE OUR MINDS, with all of you amazing people that we love so much.
All we need is our van, some mega-staxxx, an accidental foam party, and ALL OF YOU PEOPLE. Feel free to dress like those fuzzy car wash roller things. Or perhaps that heavy hangy curtain that drapes down and slides all over the place. Or a leather interior with cigarette burns. Or like someone from the 1970′s blaxploitation classic “Car Wash.” Or even a renegade squeegee guy with a pail of dirty water. It’s up to you. Whatever you wanna do, we are here for you.
Saturday Aug 11
11pm – 4am
The Bell House
149 7th St (btw 2nd and 3rd Aves) BROOKLYN
Admission: $5 ($1 for every year plus $1 for good luck)
Featuring a CHERYL FRENZ DJ LINEUP PUMPING HIGH-LEVEL INSANITY YOU CAN’T DENY:
DJ Riv (Off With Their Heads, Islington Mill, UK)
DJ DSO (CHERYL, Owl)
FAKE MONEY (Friends and Lovers)
DJ LEGENDARY BISHOP (Chess, CHERYL)
DJ NICK (CHERYL resident DJ)
PRE PARTY VAN UPDATES LIVE on our Twitter @CHERYLDANCE) + Facebook
5pm near Morgan L subway
6pm near Lorimer L/G subway
7pm near Brooklyn Bridge Park (A/C/F/2/3 trains nearby)
8pm near Brooklyn Museum
10:30pm OFFICIAL VAN CHRISTENING within Bell House vicinity
11pm BIRTHDAY PARTY STARTS AT BELL HOUSE